Dead Inside But Caffeinated Slate Coaster – Funny Skull & Coffee Gothic Gift

£4.99 GBP

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UK Delivery Estimates

Each glass is handmade to order — please allow 2–3 working days before dispatch.

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📦 Free UK delivery on orders over £60.

International shipping calculated at checkout. Estimates exclude Bank Holidays.

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For Those Running on Pure Caffeine & Sarcasm

If coffee is the only thing keeping you functioning… this coaster gets it.

Featuring a bold engraved design with skulls, coffee cups and the phrase “Dead Inside But Caffeinated”, this slate coaster is perfect for anyone who survives the day one cup at a time.

Dark humour. Strong coffee. Zero apologies.

☕ Why You’ll Love It

✔ Bold, high-contrast laser engraving
✔ Unique skull & coffee design
✔ Perfect for home office desks
✔ Ideal for coffee stations
✔ Durable natural slate with rustic edges

The engraving creates a permanent light grey contrast against the deep slate background — giving it a striking, edgy finish.

🎁 Perfect Gift For

• Coffee lovers
• Goth friends
• Sarcastic coworkers
• Work besties
• Students
• Office Secret Santa
• Alternative aesthetic lovers

Makes a great small but impactful gift for birthdays, Christmas, or “just because”.

📏 Product Details

• Material: Natural slate
• Finish: Precision laser engraving
• Shape: Square (or round if applicable)
• Protective non-slip feet included
• Wipe clean only

Each coaster has natural variations in texture and edges, making every piece unique.

Materials

Slate

Shipping & Returns

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below:

UK Prices:

Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50

International Shipping is calculated at the checkout

Dimensions

Diameter: 10cm
Height: 0.5cm

Care Instructions

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

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No MOQ
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