Grumpy F**kers Club Bamboo Drinks Coaster – Funny Rude Birthday Gift for Him | Sarcastic Gift for Beer Lovers | Novelty Gift for Grumpy Men
For those who wear their grumpiness like a badge of honor, this coaster says it all—welcome to the Grumpy Fuckers Club. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo and laser-engraved with sharp, permanent detail, this coaster is the perfect blend of attitude and sustainability.
Whether it's for the office curmudgeon, your grumpy morning coffee partner, or just a brutally honest gift to yourself, this coaster adds a dose of unapologetic personality to any desk, bar, or coffee table.
Features:
- Made from sustainable, high-quality bamboo
- Precision laser-engraved “Grumpy Fuckers Club” design
- Durable, lightweight, and naturally water-resistant
- Perfect for coffee, cocktails, or cold hard silence
- Great gag gift or conversation starter—for those who’d rather not talk
They are 10cm x 10cm.
We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments.
Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 days) — £4.10
Royal Mail 2nd Class (3-4 days) — £3.50
International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Why Choose First Glass Designs?
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Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
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Material quality
Natural slate or FSC bamboo
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Premium | Standard |
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Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
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Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
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Made to Order, Not Mass Produced
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