Grumpy F**kers Club Bar Blade | Funny Bottle Opener Gift
£5.99
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Made to order in the UK
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This "Grumpy F**kers Club – Lifetime Member" bar blade bottle opener is laser engraved with an ornate frame design on durable stainless steel.
A Laser Engraved Bottle Opener With a Snarky Twist
Designed for the proudly miserable and hilariously blunt, this heavy-duty bottle opener is perfect for anyone who takes pride in their grumpiness. Whether behind the bar or at home, it gets the job done with a genuine laugh built in.
- Laser engraved stainless steel bar blade bottle opener
- "Grumpy F**kers Club – Lifetime Member" design with ornate frame
- Heavy-duty, built to last
- Made in Hull, UK
The Perfect Gift for Grumpy Legends
Great as a stocking filler, birthday present, or Father's Day gag gift for that one mate who's never in a good mood and doesn't care.
- Ideal for bartenders, beer lovers, and proudly grumpy people
- A genuinely funny, rude novelty gift
- Pairs well with our other funny bar tools and glassware
Our ink printed glassware is top shelf dishwasher safe on an eco cycle, but extreme heat can damage the print — hand washing is recommended for longevity..
We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments.
Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 days) — £4.10
Royal Mail 2nd Class (3-4 days) — £3.50
International shipping is calculated at checkout.
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Natural slate / Bamboo / Glass (with cork back)
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First Glass Designs Premium
Generic Brands
Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
Limited
Material quality
Natural slate / Bamboo / Glass (with cork back)
Premium
Standard
Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
Limited
Made to Order, Not Mass Produced