Hot Mess Express Slate Coaster – Funny Messy Bun Mum Gift

£4.99 GBP

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Each glass is handmade to order — please allow 2–3 working days before dispatch.

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International shipping calculated at checkout. Estimates exclude Bank Holidays.

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All Aboard the Chaos 🚂✨

If motherhood had a train service… this would be it.

HOT MESS EXPRESS

Featuring a bold engraved design of a confident messy bun mum with oversized sunglasses, this slate coaster perfectly captures the chaos, confidence and caffeine-fuelled reality of everyday life.

It’s relatable. It’s funny. And it’s probably you.

🖤 Rustic Style, Modern Humour

Crafted from natural slate with beautifully textured edges, each coaster is precision laser engraved for a crisp, long-lasting finish that won’t fade or peel.

The bold, high-contrast design makes it a standout piece on coffee tables, desks or kitchen counters.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

✔ Natural slate with rustic edges
✔ Deep laser engraving for a permanent finish
✔ Protective non-slip feet
✔ Perfect for coffee, tea or wine nights
✔ Aesthetic yet hilarious

🎁 Perfect Gift For

Mother’s Day
Mum’s birthday
New mums
Best friend gifts
Baby shower gifts
“Just because you deserve it” moments

Product Details

• Material: Natural slate
• Finish: Laser engraved
• Shape: Round or square (depending on your variation)
• Wipe clean only

Each coaster is unique due to natural variations in the slate.

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Shipping & Returns

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below:

UK Prices:

Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50

International Shipping is calculated at the checkout

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Care Instructions

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

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Fully Customizable
You are the boss. So let your creative side go wild. Anything you can think of, we can achieve for you.
Toughened Glass
We only use the best quality glassware. NO cheap, easy breakable glass will be used
No MOQ
Unlike other companies we have no MOQ so you don’t have to commit to 100’s of units which will cost you a small fortune.