“WINE NOT” Slate Coaster – Funny Wine Lover Gift
Because… WINE NOT? 🍷
Simple. Bold. Relatable.
This engraved slate coaster features the playful phrase “WINE NOT” — the perfect addition to any wine night, girls’ evening or cosy night in.
Whether it’s a cheeky midweek glass or a weekend celebration, this coaster adds humour and style to the moment.
🖤 Rustic Meets Modern
Crafted from natural slate and precision laser engraved for a crisp, lasting finish, this coaster combines minimalist design with playful personality.
The bold typography stands out beautifully against the dark slate, while the naturally textured edges give each piece a unique, premium feel.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Short, bold and fun design
✔ Perfect for wine lovers
✔ Stylish home bar accessory
✔ Natural slate with rustic edges
✔ Durable laser engraving
Perfect Gift For
• Wine lovers
• Mum or best friend
• Birthday gifts
• Housewarming presents
• Mother’s Day
• Girls’ night host gift
• Home bar décor
Product Details
• Material: Natural slate
• Finish: Laser engraved
• Shape: Square (or round if applicable)
• Non-slip protective feet included
• Wipe clean only
Each coaster is unique due to the natural variations in slate texture and edges.
A Little Humour for Every Pour
Because sometimes the only question is…
WINE NOT?
We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments.
Royal Mail 1st Class (1-2 days) — £4.10
Royal Mail 2nd Class (3-4 days) — £3.50
International shipping is calculated at checkout.
Why Choose First Glass Designs?
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First Glass Designs
Premium
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Generic Brands |
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Personalisation options
Your own design, name, text or logo laser engraved
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Material quality
Natural slate or FSC bamboo
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Premium | Standard |
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Engraving quality
Deep laser engraving, not printed or stamped
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Durability
Scratch resistant, won't fade over time
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Limited | |
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Made to Order, Not Mass Produced
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