“WINE NOT” Slate Coaster – Funny Wine Lover Gift

£4.99 GBP

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UK Delivery Estimates

Each glass is handmade to order — please allow 2–3 working days before dispatch.

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International shipping calculated at checkout. Estimates exclude Bank Holidays.

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Because… WINE NOT? 🍷

Simple. Bold. Relatable.

This engraved slate coaster features the playful phrase “WINE NOT” — the perfect addition to any wine night, girls’ evening or cosy night in.

Whether it’s a cheeky midweek glass or a weekend celebration, this coaster adds humour and style to the moment.

🖤 Rustic Meets Modern

Crafted from natural slate and precision laser engraved for a crisp, lasting finish, this coaster combines minimalist design with playful personality.

The bold typography stands out beautifully against the dark slate, while the naturally textured edges give each piece a unique, premium feel.

Why You’ll Love It

✔ Short, bold and fun design
✔ Perfect for wine lovers
✔ Stylish home bar accessory
✔ Natural slate with rustic edges
✔ Durable laser engraving

Perfect Gift For

• Wine lovers
• Mum or best friend
• Birthday gifts
• Housewarming presents
• Mother’s Day
• Girls’ night host gift
• Home bar décor

Product Details

• Material: Natural slate
• Finish: Laser engraved
• Shape: Square (or round if applicable)
• Non-slip protective feet included
• Wipe clean only

Each coaster is unique due to the natural variations in slate texture and edges.

A Little Humour for Every Pour

Because sometimes the only question is…

WINE NOT?

Materials

Slate

Shipping & Returns

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

We use Royal Mail for the majority of our shipments and this is the delivery costs and time below:

UK Prices:

Royal Mail 1st class 1-2 days - £4.10

Royal Mail 2nd class 3-4 days - £3.50

International Shipping is calculated at the checkout

Dimensions

Diameter: 10cm
Height: 0.5cm

Care Instructions

The print is durable and dishwasher safe, however hand wash is recommended for longevity.

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